A few more of Jesus' saying modified for the Word of Faith:
"Follow me and I will confirm your awesomeness before men."
"Blessed are the wealthy shepards, for they have bought the right to do as they please."
"Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you but don't be nice to those who leave your church. That's an entirely different topic. You may have to spend a lot of time explaining just how bad those people really are."
5 years ago