It used to gripe me that the Word of Faith was referred to as a "different gospel" in the book of the same name. However if you deviate a little bit from Jesus' words, the result becomes a very weird Jesus. To legitimize some of the things we did in the WOF, Jesus would have to say some strange things.
For example: "To be my follower, you need to get a lot of cash. That way people will know you have faith."
"Verily I say unto you, the servant is not greater than his lord. So lord over people as much as possible if you are in the 5-fold ministry."
"Call no man father, unless he's the preacher you copy for ministry purposes. In that case, call him Dad and send him a father's day card with a check in it. He's the only way you can get to me or know my will for your life."
"Have faith in God and your man of God. For verily I say unto you, that whosoever shall write on an index card things that he wants and says it over and over and over, regardless of that person's ethics or moral conduct, will have whatsoever.....because he says so."
"Give unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and give and give and give without question into the pockets of a minister who says he is good ground."
"Go ye into all the world and build churches larger than the next guy and take up large offerings."
"Peter, when I said 'Feed my sheep' I meant from the pulpit. I wasn't expecting you to spend a lot of time on people or do counseling. Just spend time with your key people and your large contributors."
"Arise and go thy way. Thy faith has made thee whole. Now be careful where you go church from here on. It can be life or death where you go to church."
"The Good Shepard stayed with the 99 and shunned the one who left because the shepard did not want its offence, doubt and unbelief to rub off on the others. And if any of the 99 sheep ran into the one sheep or his family in the grocery store, they acted like they didn't see him."
"Simon, make sure that in the ages to come they preach tithing hard and strong. It's the most important message. If they don't tithe they are under a curse."
For example: "To be my follower, you need to get a lot of cash. That way people will know you have faith."
"Verily I say unto you, the servant is not greater than his lord. So lord over people as much as possible if you are in the 5-fold ministry."
"Call no man father, unless he's the preacher you copy for ministry purposes. In that case, call him Dad and send him a father's day card with a check in it. He's the only way you can get to me or know my will for your life."
"Have faith in God and your man of God. For verily I say unto you, that whosoever shall write on an index card things that he wants and says it over and over and over, regardless of that person's ethics or moral conduct, will have whatsoever.....because he says so."
"Give unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and give and give and give without question into the pockets of a minister who says he is good ground."
"Go ye into all the world and build churches larger than the next guy and take up large offerings."
"Peter, when I said 'Feed my sheep' I meant from the pulpit. I wasn't expecting you to spend a lot of time on people or do counseling. Just spend time with your key people and your large contributors."
"Arise and go thy way. Thy faith has made thee whole. Now be careful where you go church from here on. It can be life or death where you go to church."
"The Good Shepard stayed with the 99 and shunned the one who left because the shepard did not want its offence, doubt and unbelief to rub off on the others. And if any of the 99 sheep ran into the one sheep or his family in the grocery store, they acted like they didn't see him."
"Simon, make sure that in the ages to come they preach tithing hard and strong. It's the most important message. If they don't tithe they are under a curse."
GOOD!!!!You described what we came out of perfectly.
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ReplyDeleteThey really had us going
They put on quite a show
But now the show is falling
Now it's time to go
Their curtain has started closing
And the award for the best liar goes to them
For making us believe
That they could be
An example for us to see
We've heard all their speaches
They told us they were sorry but they're not
Cause we know they're only sorry they got caught
Cause they put on quite a show
Really had us going
Now it's time for us to go
Their curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
But the cost was devestating
But it is time for it to be over now
They should go on ang take their bow
Isn't that a popular song? Sounds like it was written for some people we know.
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