Wednesday, February 11, 2009

A Few More Sayings

A few more of Jesus' saying modified for the Word of Faith:

"Follow me and I will confirm your awesomeness before men."

"Blessed are the wealthy shepards, for they have bought the right to do as they please."

"Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you but don't be nice to those who leave your church. That's an entirely different topic. You may have to spend a lot of time explaining just how bad those people really are."

1 comment:

  1. In our former church this statement was made, "You can be kind, but you don't have to be nice to the people who left." Can anyone please explain to me what the difference is????

    Another saying... "Pastors must walk in love, but only towards the people who - pay them their tithes (and give a lot of love to the ones who pay BIG tithes), say yes to everything they ask of them, and never ask a question."